Lame-o-person

Boink and Kniob

2005-11-12T12:59:00.000+08:00

When the holidays start, most of you will be wondering what to do...
How about visit these sites?
http://www.scitoys.com
http://www.howstuffworks.com

Oh yes. You all know what is boink in english.. but you don't know what is the lame and true meaning of boink.

Let me Lame-ify.
Boink - bouncing and counting the number of times you bounce. Start from 20
When you finish your boinks, recharge ona drain and add one boink every second until you reach 20.

Kniob - Un charging your boinks. Stand on the ground, start from 20, minus one boink every second. When you reach 0, say "Kniobing complete" and jump as high as you can.

kcrafta

Is this EMAL or EMAL?

2005-11-12T12:41:00.000+08:00

Hmm.... today, I took a walk in the park just outside my condominium. I went to the pond to look at the fishes. Then I saw two red marbles in the pond. Then I saw a little silver triangle follow behind. Then I realized it was a fish that I had released there years ago. LAME

Hey Singapore kids like me, hang in there. one more week to HOLIDAY!

By the way, does anyone know anything about this? I made this blog in mid 2004. Since, nobody has ever commented or sent me an anonymous post. Now, I am getting 2 comments/anonymous posts a week. Why

Oh and thanks, "Denavir" and an anonymous poster for taking a look at my blog.
And, the stop smoking thing is just a school project site, but my counter has reached 54 hits! WOW... If it was supposed to be commercial, that is a small number. But for a LAME school LAME project LAME site? 54 hits?

LAME!!!!
lamely lamely lamel lame lam la l
yours.
Kcrafta /craftomaniac

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WOOPSas

2005-11-10T21:34:00.000+08:00

Whoops... I haven't changed lame my lame blog's lame looks lame at lame all! HAHA
Shoops... Forgot its not lame a lame laughing matter
Xhoops... I was so lamely wrapped up in my lame work that I totally lamely forgot about my lame blog
Now I know that it isn't very easy to find time to do your leisure work any more....

Now it's close to christmas again. MERRY(early) CHRISTMAS AGAIN

should i repost Yrrem Samtsirhc ?

LAMELY URS!!!!

let me tell you some lame jokes my friend told me...
they are book jokes.. you'll find out about them in a minute.

The Pacific Ocean by I. C. Waters..
A Bite by Amos Quito
and many others......

Oh yes. Somebody (anonymous) just sent me a post about his site about a product that help people to stop smoking. I am not a smoker but I think that will be quite effective. To the anonymous poster, I think you should add some flavouring because the herbs would be bitter. Link to his site on the title. Thanks for looking at my blog anyway.

HAHALAMEHAHALAMEHAHALAME woops this blog is not lame enough to qualify for my lame blog lame blog lame blog lame blog lame blog

from me myself.. i.e.
Kcrafta0

SITE UPPIE!

2005-06-28T19:17:00.000+08:00

YAY! The stop smoking site is up now! Go visit it.... it might be a bit disgusting but that's the point right? That's to STOP THOSE DAMN PEOPLE from SMOKING RITE! .................................WHEE... I am goin to try and reformat this blog to make it nicer, so i wont be posting for quite a while.
OK DATS ALL FOR TODAY

STOP SMOKE!

2005-04-19T21:14:00.000+08:00

If any one can hear me,

I want to start a mini STOP SMOKE campaign...... We all hate those times when we walk past a person and immediately pick up a scent of non-fragrant, in other words SMELLY, STINKY, (smells like s***) cigarette smoke.....

In Singapore, the Ministry of Education gave Primary 5 students a Social Studies Project: Giving Back To Society. Our group is going to put up posters, create games, and set up a website.....
I'll give you the link when its ready....

SMOKERS, BE A LITTLE BIT MORE CONSIDERATE AND QUIT SMOKING.
Kcrafta.....
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LAME!!!
LAME!

The Lamest Blog in my life

2005-04-03T15:38:00.000+08:00

Hi again....(again? I haven't been posting for the last month!)

I was emailing my other lame friend, (lame blog at http://www.lamerthanyou.blogspot.com)

When he asked me to check his blog...... (which I did of course)
I realized that I boinky had boinky to boinky go boinky to boinky the boinky toilet boinky and boinky boinky boinky boinky boinky there. Lame

Now let me tell you a story about Somebody.

One day, Somebody met Somebody Two. They walked along the path that Somebody was walking along before he met Somebody Two. That path was called Meet Somebody Something Every Hour. After an hour, they met Somebody Three. So chatting and boinking along they went still on Meet Somebody Something Every Hour. After another hour, they met Somebody Four. They strolled along Meet Somebody Something Every Hour. After another hour, they met Somebody Five. They hopped along Meet Somebody Something Every Hour......

Blaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

2005-01-31T20:29:00.000+08:00

I once went to Windows Xp's Voice Reconigtion settings. There was a text-to-speech dialog box, so i decided to try it out.

I typed:

Aguaouigbaubaubau aububaubaubaubuaba aubuab. Aaaaa a a aaa a aa a a a eeae eae ea uuauau ua ua ua iitittitititi tiiyitytiytiytiy ithityityityi uituituiiutiu. Aaa a a aeae aeaeaeaeae guaguagu. Hua hu ha uh bu ha uh uhu hub bub hu bhu bhub hub hu hu bhu bh ubh ub hu b huhuhu bububub ha ha ha. Hhihehaeahhaaaaaaa gigigigigigigigi tititititittiitti titit tyitiyityiityitiy. Ylitity juity jity jiity pityj yityj rityj gityj hityj dityj wityj rityj qityj sityj kityj lityj nityj mityj bityj gityj vityj cityj xityj zityj aityj wityj rityj tityj yityj uityj iityj hityj tjit.

And later

Qity wity eity rity tity yity uity iity oity pity aity sity dity fity gity hity jity kity lity zity xity city vity bity nity mity. Mity nity bity vity city xity zity lity kity jity hity gity fity dity sity aity pity oity iity uity yity tity rity eity wity qity. Qiddle widdle eiddle riddle tiddle yiddle uiddle iiddle oiddle piddle aiddle siddle diddle fiddle giddle hiddle jiddle kiddle liddle ziddle xiddle ciddle viddle biddle niddle middle.

It was REAL funny.
Copy and paste that into the dialog box.
Try that now.

Lamely reloaded,
Kcrafta aeaeaea. Aeaeaea. Aeaeaea. Aeaeaea.

EMAL

2005-01-30T14:28:00.000+08:00

Have a lame Lunar New Year (LNY? or CNY?)

because........

Time for Word Searches!

H A V E A H A P P Y N E W Y E
A R H A V E A H A P P Y N E W
Y E A R H A V E A H A P P Y N
E W Y E A R L A A M E E E E E

That was LAME!!!!!!

Regards,
K©®afta

I was thinking of getting a ........

2005-01-14T13:22:00.000+08:00

Answering Machine!! (and record)........

This is a Singtel Customer Announcement Service. The number you just called, is in use! (beep 3x) beeeeeeeeeeeeep (pick up the phone and talk.)

OR

Prr prr. Prr prr. Prr prr. Prr prr. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ... You have reached Mailbox Number : ******** . Please leave a message after midnight. Thank you. (beep 9x) beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. (cut)

OR

The number you have just called is available. Please try again now. Thank you.. (Repeat 3x then) beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. (cut)

Now that was:
Lamely limely timely tomely tonely tinely dinely dimely domely done!

Lamely yours,
Kcrafta.

A weird thing

2005-01-14T13:07:00.000+08:00

Today, I sat in the school bus, leaning on my schoolbag and trying to snooze off. Then, I looked out of the window. There was this slanting metal stick moving forwards towards the front of the bus. I looked down and, it was the antennae of a car's stereo system.

Now that was lame. HAHA!!!

How about a happy lunar new year in advance?

haha!

Regards,
Kcrafta!!

Yrrem Samtsirhc

2004-12-27T09:25:00.000+08:00

a;oa;uribv
aibivbauibr
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Merry christmas..... diduhaveanicemerrychristmas?
ihopeso.....iamfeelinglamenow....lamenow....feelinglameisfun
Yak yakyak yakity yakity yakyakyakyakyakyak yakity yakity yakity yskity yakity yakity yakity.........boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boinging boinging boinging boinging boinging boing boing boing boinging boinging boinging boinging boigning boing boing boing boinging boinging boinging boinging boinging boing boing boing

MLEARMREY Christmas!!

Christmas' Eve's Eve

2004-12-23T10:00:00.000+08:00

Today's Christmas' Eve's Eve!! yeah!

Cant wait to celebrate tomorrow
!!

Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow Tommorow

the lamer person

2004-12-22T13:41:00.000+08:00

Its just 2 more days to Christmas. but I feel like its 2 more decades to christmas........ so bored cooped up at home.... lets play jump.

Jumpity HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ........ jumpity HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ........ jumpity HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO

lame!!!
dats all for now

The Lame Person

2004-12-21T19:01:00.000+08:00

The Lame Person jumps up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and falls back into his chair. Then he hops to the computer and types: ".... .... .... .... .... .... " and so on because he's hopping on the dot key.

Feeling bored, he hops back into his chair and sits down.

Then he creates this blog.

Today

2004-12-21T11:58:00.000+08:00

I wake up in the morn and cant help feeling that christmas is still a long time away although its only few days away.... It's just that I can't wait for christmas... Why does this keep happening to me?

It's only when there's this BIG occasion or something.

Irritating isn't it?